From Cat’s Cradle by Vonnegut
“She could have had any man she wanted.”
well we’ve already proven this wrong. lol.
(via sexualvoodoo)
Source: loveclaire
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“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching at...
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bashfulglory reblogged this from sourzz and added:
Guitterez passed out. well….
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sourzz reblogged this from dbsjew and added:
Highest Death Toll from a Tsunami. Damn you GWR2011.
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“Cover the tracks and set her feet on new ground.”
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Britain’s critical battle for survival began in the earnest just 18 days after the fall of france. the world at arms
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hindsyblah reblogged this from waaytooyoungtobethiscynical and added:
show about selfish boasting.”
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right get outt…...“His penis is never happier than when it’s sliding inside you as deeply...
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irnottomm reblogged this from emmaareid and added:
“i don’t know what has come over you, Gandalf” he said. hahahahahahahaha
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emmaareid reblogged this from theramenlife and added:
‘Not right now, we’re not,’ said Ralph, his voice tingled with regret. ‘Not right now.’ Sounds about right… hahaa
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ideasfromtheshower reblogged this from theramenlife and added:
“We slog back to the train in silence.”
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lalasiy reblogged this from theramenlife and added:
Find f’(x) at x = 2 if f(x) = ((x+4)(x-8)/(x=6)(x-6)) accurate.
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inemptyhallways reblogged this from theramenlife and added:
“How now, brown cow?” (Not even joking, hahahah omg)
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artiseverywhere99 reblogged this from theramenlife and added:
“It was all completely artificial” Life, the Universe and Everything. aww Douglas Adams has spoken..
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“It is said that the climate here is very good for the health.”
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In contrast, there may be major opportunities in expanding those low-cost service costs with high perceived customer...
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Oh god Nuudle Animal Farm is so brilliant XD
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“It never occurred to the Social Democrats to limit the movement they had thus captured to its original task.” Mein...
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secretnightsandtokyoheights reblogged this from joannether and added:
“If you don’t hold my hand a car will hit you and kill you” - Sounds about right
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“I should head home actually,” I said. Ok yeah this seems fairly accurate
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”Y john «Pocilga» Dano se deslizó lentamente de su asiento y cayó al suelo desmayado con un ruido sordo.” OKAY...
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effycrush reblogged this from for-a-lark and added:
“How’d they even show up here?”
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shipwreckedlife reblogged this from best-of-funny and added:
“you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation” awk.
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>_< i would have...first men,Khaleesi...Great Grass...
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“‘Let’s get out,’ whispered Jordan, after...somehow wasteful inappropriate half-hour;...
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“I was still puzzling over it when I heard the door gently close again and her footsteps coming up the stairs.” (The...
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“it wasn’t her fault, they way he turned out. It was Valentine’s.” …. That’s from city of lost souls… I do not approve.....
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“Do you really have any idea of the size of your faith?” Okay…
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The taste of Heinz’s ketchup began at the tip of the tongue, where our receptors for sweet and salty first appear, moved...
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“No.” Well fuck.
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“I like this; very zen; its…reassuringly incomprehensible and useless. We who are about to die thank you.” haha
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“And is not our modern history, my brothers,...brave malenky selves fighting these big...
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Nearest book to me - My passport… There aren’t even 45 pages, so I guess that means my sex life for 2012 will be exactly...
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minutes. Bahahaha...“In Paris was a very transitory and misplaced affection for a first...
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“Haymitch has never mentioned his personal experience in the arena to me.”
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“bring the awkward topic to a close. “Perhaps she does not believe in diamonds”’ Tears of the Giraffe by Alexander...
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“I followed him outside to the packed sand circle. ‘Never?’ ‘No.’” I’m insulted!
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“It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end” … oh
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