Doug Stanhope - Newswipe

i have not posted any Stanhope for a while… so here watch this it’s one of my favorites and fucking funny as hell… and so true.

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"Don't learn from other peoples mistakes. That's the worst advice you can get. Other people are fucking morons."

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