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hookersorcake: *****ATTENTION!!!******WHORING AND SELF PROMOTION ***** DEAD AHEAD! *****DANGER!***** LOOK OUT! ***** The new black t-shirts are so black that they are the absence of light and the full spectrum of color. They are the Aplha and Omega. The ying and the yang. A banana daquari and a great white shark. They cost $18 shipped to your door. If you want to ad a signed book and set (12) of single author postcards that’ll set ya back $23 american. I gotsa pay/pal button on my blog. Canada & International ad $7 because, unlike myself, the post don’t run on butterfly kisses and mescaline. Thank you for your time and support.Hey kids, buy this shirt and some other fabulous Hookers or Cake goodies from my buddy Jade! All the cool kids are doing it… so here’s your chance to be a cool kid or at least look like one… and at the amazingly low price of just $23 for the entire shabang how can you afford not to? ~Courtney
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hookersorcake:

*****ATTENTION!!!******WHORING AND SELF PROMOTION ***** DEAD AHEAD! *****DANGER!***** LOOK OUT! *****

The new black t-shirts are so black that they are the absence of light and the full spectrum of color. They are the Aplha and Omega. The ying and the yang. A banana daquari and a great white shark. They cost $18 shipped to your door. If you want to ad a signed book and set (12) of single author postcards that’ll set ya back $23 american. I gotsa pay/pal button on my blog.

Canada & International ad $7 because, unlike myself, the post don’t run on butterfly kisses and mescaline.

Thank you for your time and support.



Hey kids, buy this shirt and some other fabulous Hookers or Cake goodies from my buddy Jade! All the cool kids are doing it… so here’s your chance to be a cool kid or at least look like one… and at the amazingly low price of just $23 for the entire shabang how can you afford not to? ~Courtney

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    Hey kids, buy this shirt...some other fabulous Hookers or Cake goodies from my buddy Jade!...
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    not even the vonnegut one. the Hunter S. Thompson one. t’oh my god.
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    can’t get beer-bottle-cap rust stains on. Next paycheck!
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    BUY THIS IMMEDIATELY! Nobody’s better than hookersorcake!
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