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Artist: Alabama Shakes
Track: You Ain’t Alone
Album: Alabama Shakes EP
Year: 2011
finally some new music that excites me!! this is good shit.
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Q:Good morning, Gorgeous! How's your tmi tuesday treating you? So, you hate waiting. What's the longest you've had to wait for and how did it feel when you finally got it? –marcus
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the only things i have ever really had to wait for are things that never ended up happening or things i am still waiting for… and i imagine that once or if they do happen and i don’t have to wait anymore i will be happier than a pig in shit… so to speak.
~courtney
Q:I'm being seduced by my boss's ex-wife and it's driving me crazy. I'm restoring an old apartment for him and she's constantly showing up and talking to me...flirting. Yesterday, my cock got so hard while she was there I had to take off my tool belt. I'm sure she noticed. He was there--in another room--but I'm almost certain she knew what was happening in my pants. She's a 5'2" blonde with a hot little body, so, resistance is basically futile. Have you ever done anything like this?
If by have i ever done anything like this you mean drove somebody crazy to the point of sexual arousal while they were supposed to be working… yes almost daily.
if you mean seduced someone that works for my ex-husband while my ex-husband is in the other room… no, i don’t do marriage therefore it would be impossible to seduce someone that works for my ex-husband because i have never had an ex-husband. lol.
and now for my advice… not that you asked for it but i’ll give it anyhow… make sure you get paid before you bang the wife. that is all.
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